INT. RED HOT MAN MEAT - DAY
If I ever die, I want the audio of Kanji angrily shouting “Watermelon” to be played throughout the entirety of my funeral so that it can ferry my soul safely and delicately across the ethereal plane where my soul will be deposited to rest peacefully for the rest of eternity. That is, provided that the sheer joy of listening to Kanji repeatedly shout “Watermelon” while he runs around the house doesn’t already fuel my body with eternal life.

If I ever die, I want the audio of Kanji angrily shouting “Watermelon” to be played throughout the entirety of my funeral so that it can ferry my soul safely and delicately across the ethereal plane where my soul will be deposited to rest peacefully for the rest of eternity. That is, provided that the sheer joy of listening to Kanji repeatedly shout “Watermelon” while he runs around the house doesn’t already fuel my body with eternal life.

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